burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

(Source: burntlashes, via slavery)

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threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

(via covocal)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via covocal)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via bullied)

hearturs:

i want a relationship so i can take a picture of their hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

(via covocal)

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Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

(via doritos-maragaritos)

Never underestimate the love of a cat. 

I miss my Baby so much. 
RIP my darling

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inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

(via slavery)

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via slavery)